Ok this is so stupid! What the hell is wrong with you people?

Texas House to cheerleaders: Don't shake it - May 5, 2005

"Texas lawmakers sent a message to the state's high school cheerleaders Wednesday: no more booty-shaking at the game.

The state's House of Representatives voted 85-55 to approve a bill that would forbid sexy cheers and give the Texas Education Agency authority to punish schools that allow 'overtly sexually suggestive' routines at football games and other events."

Texas, seriously don't you have better things to spend your time on?

The governor of Texas today said, "These cheers represent a clear and present danger to the national security of the United States of America, but more importantly to the Republic of Texas, and they must be stopped!"

Ok that wasn't a real quote, I made it up, but funny none the less.

Look cheerleading is what it is. Its for horny guys to watch and get all hot and bothered to counter balance all the manly tights and sweating and hitting each other that goes on on the rest of the field. It all boils down to homophobia, come on everyone knows it. So now what are these men going to do?

They are all going to become GAY!!!! Is that what you want Texas republicans? Is THAT what you want? A bunch of gay men running amok through the streets of your fine republic?

God save us!