Well, today in soaking wet Little Rock Arkansas the Clinton Presidential Library was dedicated. In attendance were former presidents Carter, Bush, Clinton of course, and the current Bush.

Former Presidents Pay Tribute to Clinton


Caption: shrub, what an umbrella hog!

Former Presidents Carter, Bush, and Bush, oops, sorry, current president Bush all addressed the drenched crowd.

Shrub had this to say.

"'Visitors to this place will be reminded of the great promise of our country and the dreams that came true in the life of our 42nd president,' Bush said. 'The William J. Clinton Presidential Library is a gift to the future by a man who always believed in the future and today we thank him for loving and serving America.'"

Very well put, thank your speechwriter for me.



Ok anyways then Clinton spoke.

"The nation's 42nd president told the crowd, 'I believe the job of a president is to understand and explain the time in which he serves, to set forth a vision of where we need to go and a strategy of how to get there, and then to pursue it with all his mind and heart.'"

Oh and how about this crap?

MNF: Owens Apologizes

What is going on with this country? Seriously. Sex is good. Life is short. Stop taking things so damn seriously. Are we that prudish in this country? Anyways I'm done.